Women's English ; Men's English

phuah79 · Junior Talker Joined: Aug 06, 2007 Posts: 90

Women's English ; Men's English

Women's English

1.Yes = No .

2.No = Yes .

3.Maybe = No .

4.I'm sorry = You'll be sorry .

5.We need = I want .

6.It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now .

7.Do what you want = You'll pay for this later .

8.We need to talk = I need to complain .

9.Sure ... go ahead = I don't want you to .

10.I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset , you moron !

11.You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot .

12.You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about ?

13.Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs .

14.This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house .

15.I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper ...

16.Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there !

17.Do you love me ? = I'm going to ask for something expensive .

18.How much do you love me ? = I did something today you're really not going to like .

19.I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV .

20.Is my bum fat ? = Tell me I'm beautiful .

21.You have to learn how to communicate = Just agree with me .

22.Are you listening to me !? = [ Too late, you're dead.]

23.Was that the baby ? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep .

24.I'm not yelling ! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important .

Men's English

1.I'm hungry = I'm hungry .

2.I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy .

3.I'm tired = I'm tired .

4.Do you want to go to a film ? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you .

5.Can I take you out to dinner ? = I'de eventually like to have sex with you .

6.Can I call you sometime ? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you .

7.May I have this dance ? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you .

8.Nice dress ! = Nice cleavage !

9.You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you .

10.What's wrong ? = What meaningless , self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now ?

11.What's wrong ? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question .

12.I'm bored = Do you want to have sex ?

13.I love you = Let's have sex now .

14.I love you , too = OK , I said it ... We'd better have sex now !

15.Yes , I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before .

16.Yes , I like the way you cut your hair = $ 150 and it doesn't look that much different !

17.Let's talk = I'm trying to impress you by showing that I am deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me .

18.Will you marry me ? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys

phuah79 · Junior Talker Joined: Aug 06, 2007 Posts: 90

fuisun · Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:20 pm Post subject:

phuah79 · Junior Talker Joined: Aug 06, 2007 Posts: 90

WaterFisH · Newbie Joined: Jun 05, 2008 Posts: 7

wuoww.. i like this.. it's sooo true!! lol

fuisun · Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:39 pm Post subject:

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